Active reader, humans are designed to move. We’ve set up this reality for ourselves in which the only people who…
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Tourism again: what I learned
I constantly attempt to escape the wisdom of others. This is because I am up my own arse. Prior to…
Tourism: My First Steps
Hello reader! Been a while! Please don’t throw things! So currently in Spain. You know how sometimes when you’re on…
Stress is my friend: I refuse to apologise for my self-discovery
Sweet reader, if you have followed the smattering of posts I’ve written since I started this pathetic endeavour you’ll have noticed I…
Babies || Comic
As I frantically attempt to maintain some integrity as a student, I feel compelled to share with you the strange…
On the Flu: Perspective says all is well
Happy new month reader! It has been a while hasn’t i- No don’t throw things at me! Of course I…
Rethinking nostalgia: The world is no longer yours…
Reader of Infinite Wisdom, I ask you, what is UP with people and their disgusting fetishes with their younger selves?…
Life is beautiful: You pretentious piece of …
Yes, yes, yes this is late. It was Easter; I went to visit The Family. Forgive me O Fantabulous One!!…
Mother’s Day: Why? When? What?
Happy Mother’s Day to all whom it applies! When I was quite young Mother was my superwoman. She could tell…
On my Hatred of Humans
You will fall far and hard. And I will watch you and your dead lizardy stare as the slow realisation dawns on you that you have no wings to flap, no strength to leap and no hope to grow. Yooou pillock!
The broke cosmopolitan: my denial of everything I may or may not be
Why yes it has been a while. Hello to you kind folk. It seems Mother is afraid I may end…
Why a lazy slinky you ask?
When thinking of a title for a blog, it helps to consider turning life experiences into metaphors.
The Lazy Slinky 