Anxious Sloth: I bought a Robot Vacuum

As any person who values cleanliness above friendship will tell you – the micro-manager within always emerges.

Gruntled?

Do you feel gruntled this fine day?

There is never a day in my life that this does not happen.

Do you wonder about panda sex?

I am a blob of brain pickled in jumbled thoughts and unrealised dreams.

I seriously debated whether my fragile ego would be able to handle exposing this one and considered not uploading it at all.

Definition: adj. Crudely presumptuous and self-assertive to the point of being conceited.

You can learn to love me on Facebook or Tweet @sophienz. I can also be emailed and given cakes.…

The next time you hear that whoosh and rustle… know that it has a name.

We love stories. So when writing a story – not just telling an anecdote or a gratuitous lie – it’s…