6 min read. Will help you feel better about your failures.
Are we all just hibernating slugs? Yes. Yes we are. And now that we know this. We cannot un-know it.
You will fall far and hard. And I will watch you and your dead lizardy stare as the slow realisation dawns on you that you have no wings to flap, no strength to leap and no hope to grow. Yooou pillock!