6 min read. Will help you feel better about your failures.
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5 Ways Quarantine Has Changed Us
Are we all just hibernating slugs? Yes. Yes we are. And now that we know this. We cannot un-know it.
On my Hatred of Humans
You will fall far and hard. And I will watch you and your dead lizardy stare as the slow realisation dawns on you that you have no wings to flap, no strength to leap and no hope to grow. Yooou pillock!
The Lazy Slinky 