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Tag: humour

How my obese cat lost 2.5 kg (5.5 pounds)

Quick 5 min read about cat weight loss because my cat is healthier than me. You can laugh. *sniff* It’s funny.

cats, humour, obesity, pets, weight loss

My relatives boycotted my wedding

5 min story about a dramatic phone call. Light-hearted, chilled rage.

blog, family, humour, relationships, religion, thelazyslinky, wedding

What cooking, chaos and confidence can do for your writing

7 min read about how I am good at cooking and me being nice about myself for once. Cosy family vibes.

Blogging, cooking, creative non-fiction, creativity, funny blog, humour, south-asian, Writing

Can you have a small Desi wedding?

7 min read about my inner turmoil with wedding planning as a British-born Pakistani. With funny well-written bits but no pictures.

biculturalism, big wedding, culture, desi wedding, funny blog, humour, opinion, pakistani wedding, small wedding, thelazyslinky, wedding guests, wedding planning

Was Valentine’s Day even relevant in the pandemic?

Defending Valentine’s Day for 7 minutes straight. 7 mins of reading I mean.

Aldi, blog, commercialism, Couples, cycnicism, humour, lockdown, quarantine, relationships, Romance, social media, thelazyslinky, UK, ukblogger, Valentine's Day

Isolation Diaries #2: plant fiend husband

There’s this gleam in his eye that could burn planets. I need to draw the line somewhere.

coronovirus stress, couples in isolation, dealing with isolation, gardening indoors, humour, lockdown experience, relationships in lockdown, self-isolation, working from home

Isolation Diaries #1: Time and Potential

I played with my mute button to see if anyone noticed . They didn’t.

couples in isolation, dealing with isolation, humour, introvert isolation, new projects, self-isolation

Aren’t job interviews weird?

You might be thinking I’m having a bit of a moan. But I love interviews.

advice, culture, employment, humour, interviews, jobs, opinion, work

I have a Stupid Sink

Let’s discuss plumbing, a subject I know nothing about.

anecdote, bad, blogger, cheekylandlords, funny blog, house design, humour, personal story, rentingdisasters, terribleplumbing

On lack of fulfillment, sleep and snuggles

It’s 4 am and all is not well. I can’t sleep. This past week has been a blur of professional … More

humour, insomnia, lifestyle, sleep problems, stress, teacher, work, Writing

Life, Momentum & Hell

Folks, I feel unstoppable right now. Today I woke up at 9am, cleaned the house, made fancy breakfast for two, … More

blogger, humour, lifestyle, momentuminlife, organisedlife, personalblog, stories, teacherlife, Writing

Meaty Men, The Gym and Me

Yesterday, I walked into the weight room at my local gym. It’s a small, intimate space with a rack of … More

anecdote, art, blogger, comedy, drawings, ego, exercise, Health/Fitness, humour, illustration, lifestyle, personal story, stories, weightlifting, women lifting weight, Writing

Anxious Sloth: I bought a Robot Vacuum

As any person who values cleanliness above friendship will tell you – the micro-manager within always emerges.

blogger, cleanliness, humour, laziness, personal story, robot vacuum, stories, writer, Writing

Keyboard Masochist || Comic

There is never a day in my life that this does not happen.

comic, culture, humour, online culture, society, webcomic, why do comments suck

Panda Sex || Comic

Do you wonder about panda sex?

comic, conservation, humour, panda mating, panda sex

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