How my obese cat lost 2.5 kg (5.5 pounds)

Quick 5 min read about cat weight loss because my cat is healthier than me. You can laugh. *sniff* It’s funny.

My relatives boycotted my wedding

5 min story about a dramatic phone call. Light-hearted, chilled rage.

7 min read about how I am good at cooking and me being nice about myself for once. Cosy family vibes.

7 min read about my inner turmoil with wedding planning as a British-born Pakistani. With funny well-written bits but no pictures.

Defending Valentine’s Day for 7 minutes straight. 7 mins of reading I mean.

There’s this gleam in his eye that could burn planets. I need to draw the line somewhere.

I played with my mute button to see if anyone noticed . They didn’t.

You might be thinking I’m having a bit of a moan. But I love interviews.

Let’s discuss plumbing, a subject I know nothing about.

It’s 4 am and all is not well. I can’t sleep. This past week has been a blur of professional … More

Folks, I feel unstoppable right now. Today I woke up at 9am, cleaned the house, made fancy breakfast for two, … More

Yesterday, I walked into the weight room at my local gym. It’s a small, intimate space with a rack of … More

As any person who values cleanliness above friendship will tell you – the micro-manager within always emerges.

There is never a day in my life that this does not happen.

Do you wonder about panda sex?