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Stress is my friend: I refuse to apologise for my self-discovery
Sweet reader, if you have followed the smattering of posts I’ve written since I started this pathetic endeavour you’ll have noticed I tend not to apologise. In fact I retreat so far within myself that I delude my mind into thinking my insecurities and flaws perform some positive function in my confused existence. They don’t. But all… Read more
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Babies || Comic
As I frantically attempt to maintain some integrity as a student, I feel compelled to share with you the strange thoughts I have when asked to do the simplest of things. A teeny weeny newborn baby? I do not wish to hold it. At all. No I am not a child-hater or one of those… Read more
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On the Flu: Perspective says all is well
Happy new month reader! It has been a while hasn’t i- No don’t throw things at me! Of course I missed you, I thought about you every day. It’s just… I didn’t know what to say and then got sick. Actually I lie, a week ago I knew exactly what to say. You know those… Read more
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Rethinking nostalgia: The world is no longer yours…
Reader of Infinite Wisdom, I ask you, what is UP with people and their disgusting fetishes with their younger selves? Not to mention the cringe-worthy attachment they have to the decade in which they grew up? It is time for a rant! I was casually bumbling my way through my Facebook news feed, and liking… Read more
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Life is beautiful: You pretentious piece of …
Yes, yes, yes this is late. It was Easter; I went to visit The Family. Forgive me O Fantabulous One!! At this rate I’ve pretty much expected having disappointed followers, if any followers at all… whatever a ‘follower’ is… sounds very cult-ish. I have realised something. I am wholly, completely, totally, entirely, fully, absolutely, downright full of… Read more
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Mother’s Day: Why? When? What?
Happy Mother’s Day to all whom it applies! When I was quite young Mother was my superwoman. She could tell Brother off. She could tell Father off. She could look at the cat the right way to make it cringe. Mother had Power. Her power came from love. She essentially was (and still is) the… Read more
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