Empathetic Reader, see if you can spot the alliteration. I have been reading up on rhetoric. The Gods of the … More
Tag: humour
Praise affects: the “call me dumb” paradox
It’s quite astounding how a sense of purpose dissipates the moment you realise you’ve reached the zenith of your productivity and rather felt there was more on offer.
The Economics of Adulthood: It essentially sucks
Active reader, humans are designed to move. We’ve set up this reality for ourselves in which the only people who … More
Tourism again: what I learned
I constantly attempt to escape the wisdom of others. This is because I am up my own arse. Prior to … More
Tourism: My First Steps
Hello reader! Been a while! Please don’t throw things! So currently in Spain. You know how sometimes when you’re on … More
Babies || Comic
As I frantically attempt to maintain some integrity as a student, I feel compelled to share with you the strange … More
On the Flu: Perspective says all is well
Happy new month reader! It has been a while hasn’t i- No don’t throw things at me! Of course I … More
Rethinking nostalgia: The world is no longer yours…
Reader of Infinite Wisdom, I ask you, what is UP with people and their disgusting fetishes with their younger selves? … More
Life is beautiful: You pretentious piece of …
Yes, yes, yes this is late. It was Easter; I went to visit The Family. Forgive me O Fantabulous One!! … More
On my Hatred of Humans
You will fall far and hard. And I will watch you and your dead lizardy stare as the slow realisation dawns on you that you have no wings to flap, no strength to leap and no hope to grow. Yooou pillock!
The Lazy Slinky 