Skip to content

  • Instagram
  • facebook

Welcome!

  • Home
  • Blog Posts
    • Rants
    • Quickies
    • Long Reads
  • About

Tag: funny blog

What cooking, chaos and confidence can do for your writing

7 min read about how I am good at cooking and me being nice about myself for once. Cosy family vibes.

Blogging, cooking, creative non-fiction, creativity, funny blog, humour, south-asian, Writing

Can you have a small Desi wedding?

7 min read about my inner turmoil with wedding planning as a British-born Pakistani. With funny well-written bits but no pictures.

biculturalism, big wedding, culture, desi wedding, funny blog, humour, opinion, pakistani wedding, small wedding, thelazyslinky, wedding guests, wedding planning

Life is relentless. Take regular breaks.

A lil’ catch-up on how mad the last 8 months have been. Features poorly explained stoicism and a Brene Brown name drop.

blogger, Covid-19, decision fatigue, funny blog, Great Resignation, introspection, personal development, relationships, self-belief, thelazyslinky, wellbeing

My senior cat’s daily routine (includes monster poos and dog beds)

5 minutes of descriptive prose of my new cat’s first week with me.

cat adoption, cat routine, funny blog, funny cat, senior cat, thelazyslinky, Writing

The Olympics is when I revel in my ignorance of all sports.

800 words of confused Olympic joy.

blog post, Casual fan, funny blog, Olympics 2020, Sports, thelazyslinky, Tom Daley, UFC

Do you ignore your tea until it gets cold?

3 min quickie about when your tea goes cold. Heavy journalistic stuff. Proceed with caution.

cold tea, funny blog, overdramatic, reheating tea, self-care, tea ritual, tea time, ukblog, ukblogger

My Sunday evening: doomscrolling, taking offense and yoga

Quickie 2 min read about that dread you feel every Sunday evening.

anxiety, doomscrolling, dread, funny blog, job, mental health, stress, sunday evening, the lazy slinky, weekend, work, yoga

What school assignment still haunts you? Mine is the Tiger Essay

Gorgeous 10 min read about a formative childhood experience. With #siblinggoals

childhoodmemories, funny blog, help with homework, homework help, losing motivation for school, older brother, school, sibling, sibling love, siblinggoals, thelazyslinky

I saw myself on camera and realised I’m a tubby now.

5 min read about weight fluctuations and the winter funk.

body positivity, feminism, funny blog, looking fat in photos, looking fat in videos, online criticism, shame around weight, thelazyslinky, weight gain in lockdown, winter weight

Isolation Diaries #4: I am scared of outside also I broke my shoulder.

4 min read about normal things.

anxious working from home, covid blog, covid diary, don't want to leave my house, funny blog, lockdown anxiety, lockdown diary, shoulder pain gp, socially awkward in quarantine, thelazyslinky, visiting gp during lockdown

I have a pointless bathtub.

3 min read about my bathtub

anecdote, bad water tank, blogger, cheekylandlords, funny blog, house design, no hot water, renter problems, rubbish bath, thelazyslinky

Signs You Might Not Be A Runner

“We are writing in response to your recent decision to go for a run along the canal.”

exercise during lockdown, funny blog, isolation, lockdown, lockdown diary, lockdown life, NHS, parody, quarantine blog, quarantine story, running not good, runningafteralongtime, staying healthy, struggling to stay fit during lockdown, why you shouldn't run

I have a Stupid Sink

Let’s discuss plumbing, a subject I know nothing about.

anecdote, bad, blogger, cheekylandlords, funny blog, house design, humour, personal story, rentingdisasters, terribleplumbing
Follow on WordPress.com
Create a website or blog at WordPress.com
Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
  • Follow Following
    • thelazyslinky.com
    • Join 140 other followers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • thelazyslinky.com
    • Customise
    • Follow Following
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar