My senior cat’s daily routine (includes monster poos and dog beds)

5 minutes of descriptive prose of my new cat’s first week with me.

the Olympics is when I revel in my ignorance of all sports.

800 words of confused Olympic joy.

Do you ignore your tea until it gets cold?

3 min quickie about when your tea goes cold. Heavy journalistic stuff. Proceed with caution.

My Sunday evening: doomscrolling, taking offense and yoga

Quickie 2 min read about that dread you feel every Sunday evening.

What school assignment still haunts you? Mine is the Tiger Essay

Gorgeous 10 min read about a formative childhood experience. With #siblinggoals

I saw myself on camera and realised I’m a tubby now.

5 min read about weight fluctuations and the winter funk.

Isolation Diaries #4: I am scared of outside also I broke my shoulder.

4 min read about normal things.

I have a pointless bathtub.

3 min read about my bathtub

Signs You Might Not Be A Runner

“We are writing in response to your recent decision to go for a run along the canal.”

I have a Stupid Sink

Let’s discuss plumbing, a subject I know nothing about.