A long boy 8 min read full of reality checks and harsh truths. You’ll read it cos you need it. Snarky and sweet.
Tag: funny blog
What cooking, chaos and confidence can do for your writing
7 min read about how I am good at cooking and me being nice about myself for once. Cosy family vibes.
Can you have a small Desi wedding?
7 min read about my inner turmoil with wedding planning as a British-born Pakistani. With funny well-written bits but no pictures.
Life is relentless. Take regular breaks.
A lil’ catch-up on how mad the last 8 months have been. Features poorly explained stoicism and a Brene Brown name drop.
My senior cat’s daily routine (includes monster poos and dog beds)
5 minutes of descriptive prose of my new cat’s first week with me.
The Olympics is when I revel in my ignorance of all sports.
800 words of confused Olympic joy.
Do you ignore your tea until it gets cold?
3 min quickie about when your tea goes cold. Heavy journalistic stuff. Proceed with caution.
My Sunday evening: doomscrolling, taking offense and yoga
Quickie 2 min read about that dread you feel every Sunday evening.
What school assignment still haunts you? Mine is the Tiger Essay
Gorgeous 10 min read about a formative childhood experience. With #siblinggoals
I saw myself on camera and realised I’m a tubby now.
5 min read about weight fluctuations and the winter funk.
Isolation Diaries #4: I am scared of outside also I broke my shoulder.
4 min read about normal things.
I have a pointless bathtub.
3 min read about my bathtub
Signs You Might Not Be A Runner
“We are writing in response to your recent decision to go for a run along the canal.”
I have a Stupid Sink
Let’s discuss plumbing, a subject I know nothing about.