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Mother’s Day: Why? When? What?
Happy Mother’s Day to all whom it applies! When I was quite young Mother was my superwoman. She could tell Brother off. She could tell Father off. She could look at the cat the right way to make it cringe. Mother had Power. Her power came from love. She essentially was (and still is) the… Read more
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On my Hatred of Humans
You will fall far and hard. And I will watch you and your dead lizardy stare as the slow realisation dawns on you that you have no wings to flap, no strength to leap and no hope to grow. Yooou pillock! Read more
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The broke cosmopolitan: my denial of everything I may or may not be
Why yes it has been a while. Hello to you kind folk. It seems Mother is afraid I may end up a useless bum who merely calls herself a writer. So she enlisted the help of Older Brother to text a virtual kick up my backside to write something. I hoped Best Friend would understand.… Read more
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Why a lazy slinky you ask?
When thinking of a title for a blog, it helps to consider turning life experiences into metaphors. Read more
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