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My latest posts
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Mental Cobwebs: On approaching a fragmented state of ideals
Ultimately the major inconvenience of my life tends to be meandering thoughts that empty out into a vast ocean of turgid oblivion. Read more
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Misguided Whimsy: on the complexity of writing a novel
Missed me? In attempts to distract myself from the harsh social withdrawal born from moving out of London, my love…my life, I went back there for a week in an attempt to once again feel a part of the sweet buzz of functional, productive humanity. Right before returning to a land that, quite frankly, was born from the… Read more
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The Complacent Pedantic: on starting a novel
The intent is to write fiction, ideally within the fantasy/sci-fi genre, and get paid for it but the steps are bluntly given, full of vague pick-me-ups and rely on an obscene overuse of dusty quotes framed in filigree with a sunset backdrop. Read more
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The Constipated Sloth: on the equal failings of procrastination and the busy life
Reversing priorities to tackle the comforting idea first is the essence of procrastination. Match this with the image of acting more aristocratic and you’re in for a dangerous mix…right? Well, yes you are since that’s a recipe for a proud sloth who’s putting off taking a shit. Read more
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Going Full Circle: on the virtues of the sloth
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have gone full circle. This process took 11 months, give or take however many days it took me to put this post together… The employment that served as an excuse for the rarity of my posts has now been terminated. On my terms I assure you. But the process of one… Read more
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