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On my Hatred of Humans
You will fall far and hard. And I will watch you and your dead lizardy stare as the slow realisation dawns on you that you have no wings to flap, no strength to leap and no hope to grow. Yooou pillock! Read more
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The broke cosmopolitan: my denial of everything I may or may not be
Why yes it has been a while. Hello to you kind folk. It seems Mother is afraid I may end Read more
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Why a lazy slinky you ask?
When thinking of a title for a blog, it helps to consider turning life experiences into metaphors. Read more
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