How to cope with a “wasted day” | written by a lazy flop

5 min read best read when you feel all sad and floppy

Exploring why I never feel “good enough”.

9 min read with introspection and lists

4 min read about normal things.

4 min read about how I wrapped my head around God as a child.

3 min read about my bathtub

10 min read exploring self-image and fashion

6 min read. Will help you feel better about your failures.

We do not live in Judge Dredd world. Sylvester Stallone can’t go “judgement: death” and pew pew pew at a criminal.

3 hours and four bleeding fingers later, I had a mask. It was… clumsy. And frayed. And wonky. But it was mine.

Are we all just hibernating slugs? Yes. Yes we are. And now that we know this. We cannot un-know it.

“We are writing in response to your recent decision to go for a run along the canal.”

There’s this gleam in his eye that could burn planets. I need to draw the line somewhere.

I played with my mute button to see if anyone noticed . They didn’t.

You might be thinking I’m having a bit of a moan. But I love interviews.

There’s something about that moment just after you end a job and have yet to start fully panicking about your next one.