Ultimately the major inconvenience of my life tends to be meandering thoughts that empty out into a vast ocean of turgid oblivion.
Missed me? In attempts to distract myself from the harsh social withdrawal born from moving out of London, my love…my life, I went … More
The intent is to write fiction, ideally within the fantasy/sci-fi genre, and get paid for it but the steps are bluntly given, full of vague pick-me-ups and rely on an obscene overuse of dusty quotes framed in filigree with a sunset backdrop.
Reversing priorities to tackle the comforting idea first is the essence of procrastination. Match this with the image of acting more aristocratic and you’re in for a dangerous mix…right? Well, yes you are since that’s a recipe for a proud sloth who’s putting off taking a shit.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have gone full circle. This process took 11 months, give or take however many days it … More
Happy New Year Readers! (clock check – 23:26 – still have time for the customary New Years Post!) In the … More
Empathetic Reader, see if you can spot the alliteration. I have been reading up on rhetoric. The Gods of the … More
It’s quite astounding how a sense of purpose dissipates the moment you realise you’ve reached the zenith of your productivity and rather felt there was more on offer.
Active reader, humans are designed to move. We’ve set up this reality for ourselves in which the only people who … More
I constantly attempt to escape the wisdom of others. This is because I am up my own arse. Prior to … More